swagger jacker.

im posting something!

yay!

so i saw Erin's post about the 20 people &nd the 20 anonymous comments about them &nd i decided to swaggerjack. 

yes. 

i admitted to jacking someone's swag. 

&nd now im a bigger person for doing, so. 

...thank you. 

try and find yourself. 

comment with what number you are and who you think the other numbers are. 

1. my ride or die. i cant live without you. you mean the world to me. my heart, my life. my " # 1 boo". you hold me down. i love you too much. we have the best bond ever; to some its unconventional, but it works for us. 

2. my bestie! my girlfriend. my sister. my love. idk how i would have made it through half the crap i've experienced without you. i prolly wouldn't have had half the fun i've had without you. we have the sweetest memories. we're damn near family. you make my life interesting. 6 years strong baby! thats my nigga right there...

3. my muse. i wanted to be just like you at 13 years old. you had it all together &nd you still do to this day. i admire you, i love you. 

4. my original role model. i wanted to be you my entire life. you're the epitome of sexy and thats all i aspire to be. thank you for being there when i needed you and fuck you for not being there when i needed you. you're a trainwreck, but i will forever love you no matter how much we fight. 

5. my 1st love. my 1st real relationship. my 1st headache. you're everything i want out of a relationship, and everything i'm afraid of. i think the world of you, you can do no wrong in my book, even when you make me cry. i think you're crazy for choosing me with all my imperfections. almost a year in the game &nd im just as in love with you now as i was June 16th, 2007. thank you for being consistently there for me and being my rock. i love you, i just wish i could tell you. 

6. omg. my hype-man...er woman. i love you so much. you're my bestie, we been down to ride since jr. high. through all the clique changes and drama, our friendship has been able to withstand. you moving away was a true test of our friendship &nd im proud to say that its stronger than ever. i love you. you're like a sister to me. thank you for being amazing. ;)

7. my nigga! hahaa. you keep so real with me, &nd i appreciate our relationship so much. we get along so well mainly because we're both crazy black females. lmaoo. i love you, you're  my nigga forreal. 

8. my favorite white girl. omg, where do i start. you always allow me to see the brighter side of things. you're so bubbly and happy and when im with you i feel so carefree. thank you for always being supportive. we have AMAZING memories hahaa. we go back to Jr High when we were both all chunky, but we still thought we were the shit! hahaa. i love you. 

9. my big booby ho. i love your wild ass. we've been friends for the longest. we have so much in common. great memories, Paris by far takes the cake. i love you. thanks for being so dope...

10. oh geez. where do i start with YOU. well...lets see, you're the newest addition to the Best Friend Club, considering i met you in college. you're effing amazing, i swear we're the same person. we have the same life experiences, same style, and people say we look alike when we're together. i love you. you're dope and you're always down for missions, even if they end up burnt or awkward. but then again it wouldnt be a mission if it wasnt awkward, because awkward moments define our life. 

11. my alter ego. i envy you and all your sexual escapades. hahaa.  you're my nigga too. we've been through so much in just like 8 or 9 months. i love you for always being there. we know we were made to be bffs. 

12. omg. you're the male version of me! you're lame &nd your awesome all at the same time. i love your ADD ass. hahaa. you know exactly what to say to make me feel better. i love you. thank you for being the voice of reason when i feel like having an estrogen influenced breakdown.  

13. mmm. you're vag should have held the NPHC convention in it, since its holds so many Greeks. im shocked you only had one STI this year, cuz you were going. you're a walking example of all the stereotypes about PK's. good luck at your new school. i wish you well pledging too, since thats runs along the lines of all you cared about in college. 

14. #13's sidekick. yeaa, im really sad that you fell off, you had such potential. somewhere around the middle of 1st semester you started thinking to was cool to have multiple sex partners. i dont think the Deltas admire that characteristic...

15. ummm. hahaa. you're fucking awesome. you've seen me naked everytime i spend the night at your house and its never on purpose. you crack me up because we always have the most random, inappropriate conversations. hahaa. love you, jizz head. 

16. wow. you're another person with so much in common with me. you're a new friend too, but im so glad we met.  we got very close thanks to a little vacation we took. :) we have hella inside jokes. i love you. 

17. aaaahhhh. my puerto rican cigar roller. lmaoo. i love your ass. you always crack me up with your dialect and East Coast vernacular. hahaa. 

18. hey. you're dope. i love your style. we have great memories, many of which i was intoxicated, but hey thats how we roll. love you. ;)

19. you think you can piss me off almost 3 years ago &nd re enter my life because you've grown up? too bad i still hate you &nd what you did to me. i wont forgive you. 

20. we have a love/ hate relationship. i love you because im supposed to and i hate you because i can.  you're there when you want to be, and never when i need you. im glad im not forced to be around you anymore, im old enough to make up my own mind and form my own opinions. thanks for the facade of a relationship, you made things easy to explain, but hard to accept. 

she lives!!!!

i'm not dead!
well, not yet.
come pretty close, but you cant get me outta here without a fight cuhz!
hahaa

soo.
i totally forgot my blog password right,
so i reset it thinking i was doin somethin...
why did i forget the new password?
mm. yaa.
not a good look.
i havent been able to post in weeks because im a dumbasss.
eh.
you win some you lose some.

anywayyyyy.
its kinda hard to recap weeks..
but i can say that last Friday: insanity
last Saturday: insanity.
and im pretty sure the days that made the weeks before that were insane as well.

gosh i love my life.
i love my friends.
shoutout to AP and Dr. E.
what up blaaacuh?!?!

well, i PROMISE again that i will come up on this posting thing.
i have a password i'll remember and i'll keep you all updated on the madness that is my life.

tchao tcaho bitches.

what you wanna do?...shhhhhhhhhhhh, NOTHIN'

good evening Nashville and Los Angeles.

good morning Paris. 

lol. 

so, today was semi productive. 

i wasted, i mean spent most of my day with Lauren as always. 

lol. 

seriously, when i'm with Lauren idk what it is that we do, all i know is it involves tons of laughs &nd somehow she always seems to make it to class. 

lol. 

but really, what did i do today?

oh!

i finished organizing my room. 

thank god. 

that was a beast!

damn bed didnt wanna cooperate and what not. 

oh well. 

i did my spring cleaning. 

:)

mmmmm. what else?

ha. 

every since Ty &nd i made up, he calls me everyday. 

hmm. 

good boy. 

lol. 

my life is only interesting when inebriated.

sad, huh?

i should post blogs while im tipsy. 

thats what i'll do. 

lol. 

oh well, enjoy this survey. 

...CUNT!

[Did you date anyone this past summer?] i did. i dated the most wonderful man. crazy thing, we're still dating! :)
[Who was the last friend in your house?] omg. no one has ever been to my house, so..the mailman?
[How's your ex doing?] great, i guess. idk. we havent fought, i mean talked in a few days. 
[Is there someone you want to fight?] ha, naaaa. not as of late
[What color shirt were you wearing when your last kiss took place?] idk. im too preoccupied to think about the minor details, ya feel me?! lol
[Song playing right now?] You Put a Move on my Heart: Tamia
[Does anyone like you?] i'd like to think so
[What are you thinking about right now?] how scandalous these little bitches are. lol
[What’s your middle name?] like i'd give out my government info on my blog. i dont need y'all doing credit checks &nd shit on me! lol. next thing, you'll be asking for my social..helll naw. lol
[What were you doing an hour ago?] mmm, on the phone? 
[Do you secretly like someone?] i secretly love someone
[Where were you friday night?] in my lonely ass bed
[do you wear the seatbelt in the car?] always...unless im stuck between 2 fat people...im not going anywhere. lol
[Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?] ugh. recently, ive been called simone from Hell Date. who is this beezie?
[Do you have any piercings?] ears &nd belly button
[Do you like to text or call more?] textual intercourse
[What's the closest blue object to you?] my blankey
[Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf?] that would never happen, irrelevant question. throw it out! lol
[Are you single?] no...yes? pseudo. lol
[Do you like the color orange?] its a sweet color. 
[Do tattoos and piercings excite you?] tattoos do, piercings..not so much
[Where was your last long road trip to?] mmm, Memphis?! 
[Who is your favorite person to kiss?] Ty
[How many times have you kissed that person?] not enough. we have 3 months to catch up on. lol
[Would you kiss them again?] in a heartbeat
[What is the weather like today?] it was pretty, windy as a mofo, but pretty. lol
[Worst job you have ever had?] two words: MAGIC MOUNTAIN
[Was your last kiss drunk or sober?] drunkkkkkk. oh, Mazatlan. lmao
[Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 20 minutes?] Ty or Joyce. who knows. 

livin' la vida loca...

so.

i promised a Mazatlan post, so here it goes.

lol.

where to start...

1st lets just say, the majority of the reason why that trip was so awesome was because of the people who went.

Mariaah, Lauren &nd i are so similar so it was like going on a trip with yourself.

lol.

like we all wanted to do the same things &nd had the same interests so it was dope.

2ndly,

if you add alcohol to any equation it is bound to spice up the situation.

ESPECIALLY if you play drinking games

...we'll just leave it at that.

met some awesome people.

Michael.

Jason.

North Dakotans.

Canadians.

ha.

that trip was well needed.

it was relaxing at times

&nd madness at others.

but i wouldn't trade it for any other experience

yo.

where we going next year?

there's a meeting in my bedroom..

...ha.
actually there was just a meeting in Lindsey Brown's room.
this skeezie.
lol.
i want a meeting in my bedroom.
hell, anybody' bedroom.
lol
i'm such a hater.
highkey.

so.
i havent updated my blog i what seems like forever.
i have so much to discuss!
goodness!
where to start?!?!

hmmm...
lets see.
there was the infamous Mazatlan trip.
thats too much to squeeze into this post so that post is coming soon.
good times tho.

mmmm...
Thursdays &nd Fridays with the cOOl Kids have been awesome.
they're always a good time.
i basically live for the end of the week so i can see my favorite off campus people.
:)

ok, now for something current.
ummm..Lindsey wonders if a tornado will occur in solely her room.
...its hot as balls in here, so she opened the window.
her logic: with the mixture of the hot &nd cold air &nd if she runs around, she will form a tornado.

i have the dumbest friends ever.
..but the love them.
:)

somethine else?!
ummm...i'm struggling with my relationship with Ty.
like...
he isnt providing me with what i need right now, &nd i've found myself searching for Ty-like qualities in other people.
other people who are more accesible to what i want right now.
this really sucks.
i haven't seen him since New Year's Eve &nd i miss him terribly.
i really want to be manogamous, but i get lonely..
:(
i see my love in June.
&nd we'll make it work.
good things come to those who wait...

what else?!?!?!
geez. idk.
i should post things when they're fresh on my mind.
..instead of a millenuim later.
lesson learned.

1st REAL SNOW DAY in TENNEKEY

its snowing!

like forreal!

crazy.

see?!?!

so, im in love with the new Janet cd.

you know i had to cop it.

thats wifey.

yea, i dont care if she's almost 50.

i'd smash.

completely homo.

strobe lights make everything sexier..

so.

im officially 19.

&nd i have been for 4 days.
so, i'm a little late.

i gotta get better at this posting blog thing.

whatever.

im not freshly 19.

its still dope, right?!?!

had thee time of my life in the 'Ville before i left to go home to LA.

never thought i'd have more fun in Tennekey than i would back in Cali for nia.

crazy, hilarious quotes up the ass.

too bad i dont remember any of them.

we hookah'd.
ate yummy desserts.

danced.

partied at 4 am...wait

scratch that.

we partied all night.

yea.
it rained like a bitch on my actual bday.

:(

whoever said it never rains in Southern California is a bold face liar.

oh well, still had a decent time at home.

even tho i didnt see my baby Ty.

boo his job.

oh well.

i ate Roscoes.

i saw my best friend &nd fiance Courtney.

i got a Build A Bear..finally.

kicked it tough with my family.

got my dorm room door decorated.

...&nd last but not least, got a pet fish who shall remain nameless until someone comes with a good name

sweet.

that was all i needed.

to surround myself with people who care about me &nd love me.

a little R&ndR before i become a girl gone wild in Mazatlan, MX
ha.

check for those pics.

:)