swagger jacker.

im posting something!

yay!

so i saw Erin's post about the 20 people &nd the 20 anonymous comments about them &nd i decided to swaggerjack. 

yes. 

i admitted to jacking someone's swag. 

&nd now im a bigger person for doing, so. 

...thank you. 

try and find yourself. 

comment with what number you are and who you think the other numbers are. 

1. my ride or die. i cant live without you. you mean the world to me. my heart, my life. my " # 1 boo". you hold me down. i love you too much. we have the best bond ever; to some its unconventional, but it works for us. 

2. my bestie! my girlfriend. my sister. my love. idk how i would have made it through half the crap i've experienced without you. i prolly wouldn't have had half the fun i've had without you. we have the sweetest memories. we're damn near family. you make my life interesting. 6 years strong baby! thats my nigga right there...

3. my muse. i wanted to be just like you at 13 years old. you had it all together &nd you still do to this day. i admire you, i love you. 

4. my original role model. i wanted to be you my entire life. you're the epitome of sexy and thats all i aspire to be. thank you for being there when i needed you and fuck you for not being there when i needed you. you're a trainwreck, but i will forever love you no matter how much we fight. 

5. my 1st love. my 1st real relationship. my 1st headache. you're everything i want out of a relationship, and everything i'm afraid of. i think the world of you, you can do no wrong in my book, even when you make me cry. i think you're crazy for choosing me with all my imperfections. almost a year in the game &nd im just as in love with you now as i was June 16th, 2007. thank you for being consistently there for me and being my rock. i love you, i just wish i could tell you. 

6. omg. my hype-man...er woman. i love you so much. you're my bestie, we been down to ride since jr. high. through all the clique changes and drama, our friendship has been able to withstand. you moving away was a true test of our friendship &nd im proud to say that its stronger than ever. i love you. you're like a sister to me. thank you for being amazing. ;)

7. my nigga! hahaa. you keep so real with me, &nd i appreciate our relationship so much. we get along so well mainly because we're both crazy black females. lmaoo. i love you, you're  my nigga forreal. 

8. my favorite white girl. omg, where do i start. you always allow me to see the brighter side of things. you're so bubbly and happy and when im with you i feel so carefree. thank you for always being supportive. we have AMAZING memories hahaa. we go back to Jr High when we were both all chunky, but we still thought we were the shit! hahaa. i love you. 

9. my big booby ho. i love your wild ass. we've been friends for the longest. we have so much in common. great memories, Paris by far takes the cake. i love you. thanks for being so dope...

10. oh geez. where do i start with YOU. well...lets see, you're the newest addition to the Best Friend Club, considering i met you in college. you're effing amazing, i swear we're the same person. we have the same life experiences, same style, and people say we look alike when we're together. i love you. you're dope and you're always down for missions, even if they end up burnt or awkward. but then again it wouldnt be a mission if it wasnt awkward, because awkward moments define our life. 

11. my alter ego. i envy you and all your sexual escapades. hahaa.  you're my nigga too. we've been through so much in just like 8 or 9 months. i love you for always being there. we know we were made to be bffs. 

12. omg. you're the male version of me! you're lame &nd your awesome all at the same time. i love your ADD ass. hahaa. you know exactly what to say to make me feel better. i love you. thank you for being the voice of reason when i feel like having an estrogen influenced breakdown.  

13. mmm. you're vag should have held the NPHC convention in it, since its holds so many Greeks. im shocked you only had one STI this year, cuz you were going. you're a walking example of all the stereotypes about PK's. good luck at your new school. i wish you well pledging too, since thats runs along the lines of all you cared about in college. 

14. #13's sidekick. yeaa, im really sad that you fell off, you had such potential. somewhere around the middle of 1st semester you started thinking to was cool to have multiple sex partners. i dont think the Deltas admire that characteristic...

15. ummm. hahaa. you're fucking awesome. you've seen me naked everytime i spend the night at your house and its never on purpose. you crack me up because we always have the most random, inappropriate conversations. hahaa. love you, jizz head. 

16. wow. you're another person with so much in common with me. you're a new friend too, but im so glad we met.  we got very close thanks to a little vacation we took. :) we have hella inside jokes. i love you. 

17. aaaahhhh. my puerto rican cigar roller. lmaoo. i love your ass. you always crack me up with your dialect and East Coast vernacular. hahaa. 

18. hey. you're dope. i love your style. we have great memories, many of which i was intoxicated, but hey thats how we roll. love you. ;)

19. you think you can piss me off almost 3 years ago &nd re enter my life because you've grown up? too bad i still hate you &nd what you did to me. i wont forgive you. 

20. we have a love/ hate relationship. i love you because im supposed to and i hate you because i can.  you're there when you want to be, and never when i need you. im glad im not forced to be around you anymore, im old enough to make up my own mind and form my own opinions. thanks for the facade of a relationship, you made things easy to explain, but hard to accept.